Hey, want to read the first chapter?

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If you’re a newsletter subscriber, you already read the first chapter a whole month ago. You’re like “whatever man, I am in the know.” But if you’re not a newsletter subscriber, then you can click here to read the whole, entire, complete, uncut first chapter of Losing Clementine right now.

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One Response to “Hey, want to read the first chapter?”

  • You already know I love it! I think it would be good to put the sample chapter in a larger, more bookish font, if possible. Is that possible? =]

    Congrats on everything, you’re a superstar!

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Ashley Ream is an author and humorist frequently cited by critics as a "writer to watch." She just hopes you don't watch too closely. That could get weird. Just in case, she's closing her blinds.

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