My $20 haircut

It was the sign that got me. “First haircut $20!” In L.A. where haircuts can easily run five times that, this was the equivalent of “calorie-free cookies that don’t taste like ass” or perhaps “universal healthcare!” In other words, too good to be true, but let’s...

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In Retrospect…

...I’m a little disturbed that’s the most indulgent thing I could think of. I mean, really, Ashley. No hookers and blow? Now THAT would be indulgent. Hookers, blow and Haagen-Dazs. That’s living. But no. I went hiking. HIKING. I am now seriously rethinking my priorities. ...

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