Tag: A.H. Ream
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2,920 Hours
I’ve suspected the end was coming for some time. It got harder and harder to get my hands on it. I started trolling the internet, asking friends if they had any to spare. And now, the axe has finally fallen. My favorite hair product has been discontinued. For a minute there, throwing myself off the…
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Things That Have Happened to Me This Week
My step-grandmother went into cardiac arrest. Brain death is possible. We’re still waiting. I accidentally ate lunch in the basement of a Hare Krishna temple. My agent wrote to say that even with her undeniable brilliance she can’t sell the paparazza book, and maybe I should write something else. Something she can, you know, sell.…
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What I’m Reading Now
Born to Run A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen by Christopher McDougall This book has me jonesing to sign up for another race. I’m starting to crave bib numbers and timing chips.
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Jumpers: the outfit that makes you pee your pants
First it was snakeskin leggings. Now it’s jumpers. Just when you thought things really couldn’t get worse, the fashion industry trumps itself. Let’s be absolutely clear on something. If you are old enough to go pee-pee in the big girl potty, you are too old to be wearing a jumper. You are too old for…